Forged Bacon

Regardless of how you got here: Stuck your slam stick in a taco cart girl, killed yet another clown, had an allergic reaction to sea level, prefer stand-up naked pooping, or you just like the outdoors (Yea right) Welcome to Camping!

As you’re out of touch with the wonders of the modern age everything you have becomes much more sacred – especially your rations,  bacon reigning supreme. Since you are camping and if you are because of the aforementioned reasons, you need to keep a low-pro. You’ve got to cook your bacon but can’t have a fire, or make too much smoke. The solution?… Power Forge your bacon! Infuse the power of the Hammer of Thor right into your bacon!

Set up your forge with brick, coal and an exhaust fan. Use a medium size skillet and let your intuition do the rest.

MIND YOUR BACON